Stealing

So I'm going down Regent St. and there's that douche bag, with two girls, flagging me down. As I stop he says they want to go there and there but can only give me a tenner. I thank them politely and advise him to keep his tenner for later. Off I go. I keep going slowly down the road. By Piccadilly Circus a rickshaw passes me by. There they are, all three, and that smartass smiles at me triumphantly, nods towards that Bangladeshi rider who's carrying them and says: "You see - he went for a tenner!" "You are a tight cunt and he's just silly!" - I answer quickly. And then that Asian lad turns around, looks at me askew and asks: "Stealing?! What am I stealing?!?"

A tenner back

Once I met a couple who wanted to get from around Leicester Sq. station to around Bond St. tube. They were in their late twenties. That guy was haggling a lot. His beautiful girlfriend tried to persuade him to stop it but he was a hard nut to crack... Finally he got satisfied with a bargain and we hit the road. We got there and quite unexpectedly he gave me a big tip. Both of them looked very pleased. They told me they enjoyed the journey very much. Suddenly that woman came close to me and ordered a quick good bye kisses. I understood she wanted to kiss me on a cheek but she went straight for my lips. Before I got any time to react she smooched me and also attempted to apply some tongue action. I stepped back quickly and gave her boyfriend a nervous look. He, obviously, wasn´t too enthusiastic about it, but nevertheless, he said very quietly: "Just give us a tenner back and take her with you."