A kickback

Some of the clubs or discotheques in West End give you a couple of quid commission when you bring`em customers. Some of them employ a whole army of touts who chase the punters for them. Last night I took a nice couple to this club, that was always open till late. As they got in I asked one of the bouncers, a big African guy, if they paid any kickback, at all. He looked at me, smiled and said: "Here we only kick front."